Donald Trump: America’s First Dictator
This post was created by SH, LLC project manager, and staff writer Hayleighhuston
Now that America is leaning towards a fascist dictatorship, we can see clearly now that Donald Trump is the right dictator for the job!
Trump is truly the perfect authoritarian dictator that we never wished for.
He is so great at not caring about anyone except for himself.
He’s also a great leader to the white supremacists and an even greater friend to Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin.
Dictators have to stick together right?
We should be proud of the way that he has divided our nation.
All it took was calling everything fake news!
And what’s even better is that he doesn’t believe in science.
Who needs science right!? Science is for chumps.
And Trump is definitely not a chump.
He is so great! He even wants to control women’s bodies.
What a brave thing to do.
As a woman, I have NO understanding of how my body works.
Uterus-shmuterus.
I want someone else to tell me what to do with my body.
It’s too much responsibility to keep track of what goes on inside me.
Plus, I’m a woman, so I’m definitely not qualified to make any decisions about that.
The only thing I’m good for is child-bearing.
Thank goodness we have someone so strong and brave in the White House to make those decisions for us.
Speaking of making decisions for the American people, I am so delighted that he won’t grant us any money for COVID-19 relief.
He is so right about that!
The citizens of America are the ones who let the ball drop on COVID-19.
We shouldn’t have let it dominate us the way it did.
Trump is SO courageous for saying that. Coronavirus must be so scared of him!
And did you catch the first debate with Biden!?
I had chills just watching our dictator scream and yell at the podium.
What an incredibly fascist moment.
He really knows how to get his point across in such an eloquently spoken way.
Yelling over your opponent AND the moderator is definitely the way to get your point across about how much you disrespect the American people.
I just wish other people could see that.
But I must say, the best part of our Dictator Trump is the way he tweets for hours on end.
We’ve never had such a connected dictator to his people!
The propaganda that he posts is so inspiring.
I hope one day I can be as successful as Dictator Trump.
He has been the BEST dictator that this country has ever seen!
Trump for Dictator 2020!
(Actually kidding, please vote Trump OUT if you wish to continue living in a democracy.)
